Homestead Hustle

Description

A Roasted Herbal Tea for When Coffee Just Ain’t Cutting It

Let’s face it: the roosters are screaming, the goats are plotting a jailbreak, and your brain hasn’t booted up yet. You need more than just a hot cup—you need a mission-critical mug of focus. That’s where Homestead Hustle comes in.

This bold, brain-boosting, coffee-adjacent blend is your new ride-or-die morning ritual. Hand-blended with earthy roots, energizing herbs, warm spices, and a touch of sweet comfort, Homestead Hustle is here to make you functional before the chaos starts—or at least less likely to yell at the chickens.

Key Benefits (Because You’ve Got Sh*t to Do)

Sharp Focus Without the Shakes
Yerba Mate and Ginkgo team up to boost mental clarity and concentration—perfect for multitasking between solar panel troubleshooting and wrangling toddlers (or ducks, we don’t judge).

Steady Energy, No Crash
Forget the coffee jitters and the 2 p.m. face-plant. This blend gives you a calm, grounded buzz to get through your chores, meetings, or mild existential panic.

Gut-Lovin’ Roots
Roasted chicory and dandelion root help detox your system and support digestion—because your liver deserves some love, too.

Deep, Comforting Flavor
Carob, cinnamon, vanilla, and stevia create a smooth, slightly sweet roast-like flavor that’s so good, you might actually look forward to mornings (results may vary).

️ Stress Resilience (Homestead Edition)
This blend supports your body through the chaos of modern (and off-grid) life. Perfect for when your generator dies, your kids find the axe, or your geese start acting like they’re in charge.

Why Choose Homestead Hustle?

Because this isn’t just tea. It’s survival fuel for homesteaders, hopefuls, and humans who do life the wild, messy, and mostly unmedicated way.

Crafted with 100% organic herbs, roots, and spices, Homestead Hustle is free from anything fake or funky. It’s bold, balanced, and just sweet enough to convince your brain you’ve got your life together.

Ingredients

Yerba Mate, Roasted Chicory Root, Roasted Dandelion Root, Carob Powder, Cinnamon, Cardamom, Vanilla Bean, Ginkgo Leaf, Stevia Leaf

How to Brew

Scoop 1 tablespoon (~6.9g) into your infuser, French press, or pot you use for everything. Add 8–10 oz boiling water. Steep for 6–8 minutes. Add oat milk or maple syrup if desired. Sip, then proceed to herd livestock or inboxes with slightly more grace.

Available Sizes

• Quick Fix (6.9g) – One glorious mug for emergency activation
• Mild Chaos (30g) – Enough to handle a few wild mornings
• Full Hustle (75g) – Stock up like your sanity depends on it

This Tea Won’t:

• Magically clean your coop
• Get your kids to nap
• Solve grid outages

But it will help you face the madness with a clear head, full mug, and mildly improved mood.

⚠️ Herbal Caution Zone: This blend contains caffeine and botanicals like ginkgo. If you’re pregnant, nursing, on medication, or allergic to plants that grow near fences, check with your doc before sipping. We’re tea people—not licensed medical professionals.